The Lexicon

Glossary of History

The vocabulary of the annals-diver — from coined terms unique to our community to the standard language of historical scholarship.

These terms were coined specifically for the TodayInHistory.wtf community of annals-divers. They describe phenomena unique to the study of bizarre and lesser-known historical events.

Chrono-Bizarre

Adjective

Describing a historical event so strange that it defies rational explanation yet is thoroughly documented. 'The 1386 pig trial was genuinely chrono-bizarre.'

The spontaneous dancing plague of 1518 is perhaps the most chrono-bizarre event of the Renaissance.

Archive-Drift

Noun

The phenomenon by which genuinely strange historical events gradually disappear from mainstream consciousness, becoming accessible only through deep archival research.

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 suffered severe archive-drift until food historians rediscovered it.

Oddment

Noun

A singular bizarre historical event that cannot be categorized under any conventional historical framework. Plural: oddments.

The War of Jenkins' Ear is a classic oddment — named after a severed ear displayed in Parliament.

Temporal-Shock

Noun

The disorienting feeling experienced when learning that an event you assumed was modern actually occurred centuries earlier, or vice versa.

Learning that ancient Romans had fast-food restaurants causes profound temporal-shock in most readers.

Footnote-Worthy

Adjective

Describing a historical event significant enough to be recorded but too strange to be included in mainstream historical narratives. Elevated form: 'footnote-legendary.'

The Emu War of 1932 is footnote-worthy at minimum, footnote-legendary by any honest assessment.

Chrono-Curio

Noun

A historical artifact, person, or event that serves as a window into the bizarre customs of its era. Plural: chrono-curios.

The Voynich Manuscript is the ultimate chrono-curio — undeciphered, unattributed, and utterly strange.

Strangeness-Density

Noun

A measure of how many bizarre events occurred within a given historical period or location. High strangeness-density periods include the 1840s American frontier and 1920s Weimar Germany.

The Victorian era had remarkable strangeness-density — from fad diets to séances to competitive beard growing.

Deep-Oddity

Noun

A historical event so thoroughly buried in archives that it requires specialist research to surface. Distinguished from a mere oddment by its near-total absence from popular awareness.

The 1788 Pig War between the US and Britain over a single pig is a genuine deep-oddity.

Annals-Diver

Noun

A historian or researcher who specializes in recovering bizarre, lesser-known events from primary source archives. The community of TodayInHistory.wtf readers.

True annals-divers don't just read history — they excavate it.

Chrono-Vertigo

Noun

The dizzying sensation of realizing how much genuinely strange history has been systematically omitted from standard education.

Reading about the Dancing Plague of 1518 for the first time induces immediate chrono-vertigo.